This one is dedicated to all the Uncle Bucks out there, who really is a collection of pieces of all of us. Good days and bad, happy and sad, angry and glad, this small phrase will always break the relentless din of the drudgery of life within our souls, mortal or otherwise. Don't be afraid to laugh at someone else. You can show them how by laughing at yourself. Beans work best, make no mistake. But whatever phosphorizes and begins to create a noxious bubble deep down in your bowels, when it escapes with the right force, elicits mad howls! It's fun by yourself, but always better when someone else obeys that silliphonous plea...
PULL MY FINGER?
Some days I awake and the pressure starts to build, only half a bowl of cap'n crunch in the box and I get ill
Forgot to take out the trash and Mom begins to yell, lookin' like this day ain't gonna go too well
Found my cat dead in the street when I finally found my keys, missed the driveway backing out and ran in to some trees
My smashed up car got a flat about halfway to work, then I got fired for being late, fate is such a jerk
Like a fart thats stuck
When I'm outta luck, I will pop a zinger
Stress upon my mind
Will someone just be kind and pull my finger
PULL MY FINGER!
Craziest dude I ever knew, we called him uncle Buck, he had an eyepatch and a pegleg from getting hit by a truck
Crazy hair, smelly, broke, and his clothes were sloppy, lived in a van down by the river and he drove an old jalopy.
Happier man I never seen, always ready with a joke, he lived off pinto beans and french frys and coke
Always giving away fireballs, sweet tarts and taffy, talked like porky pig, but his best one was Daffy
Never made it to the stage, but with the soul of a singer, when he knew you were down, he'd say "Hey! Pull my finger!"
Like a fart thats stuck
When I'm outta luck, always funny as a clinger
Stress upon my mind
Will someone just be kind and pull my finger
PULL MY FINGER!
Whimsical and screwy is this sage advice
Heed its message fully when depression doth entice.
King of madness you can be if you can rip this ringer
Life is never too serious to say aloud "Hey! Pull my finger!"
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